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Quotes by Jack Benny

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AwardsI don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
HumorWhen another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.
MarriageMy wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
PrioritiesGive me my golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air.
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